YO HE HAD CRABZZZ!!!

YO HE HAD CRABZZZ!!!

I waz like al readdy 4 a gud time, bu then the guy he lyk smeledd likke fukin goats or sumtin. We hadd sexx in da batrum of a denny's an he dinn even buy me no pancake brekfest or nuttin. Then ah found out he hadd da crabbzzz. DA CRABZZZZ!!! YO SUM NASTY ASS SHIT!!! DEFFS NOT WURTH IT 4 $13.

Pros
$13

Cons
DA CRABBZZZZ!!!!