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Contact your state Attorney General

Review about XPress.com

They deal with scams like this, and it will only take one activist AG from one state to shut xPress.com down.

Pros
None

Cons
A ripoff

A Total Scam

Review about XPress.com

How stupid can guys be? Yes, of course it's a scam, and a brazen one. The hotties here will never, ever consent to meet you or give you an actual e-mail address or phone number. No matter what you write them, and no matter how often, all you'll get in return is vapid, single-sentence enticements unrelated to the message you sent them.

The scam works because guys are so bloody stupid. They actually want to believe that there are a bazillion gorgeous women out there who are eager to screw your brains out. Look at their pictures. Do they look like the kind of women who would be desperate to get laid? Another thing is that their ideal match could be an Albanian dwarf, since all of them have checked "Does Not Matter" in every descriptive category.

If investigative journalism still existed, some newspaper could write a great expose of these sleazy operators. Hmmmm. Maybe I'll pitch the story to 'Wired' myself...

In the meantime, guys, if you set yourself up as a hot babe on this site, you'll see how lucrative the business is. You'll receive from 200-500 messages every day, all from guys whose brains are in their dicks.

Pros
None. It's not even a good outlet for fantasizing, since the e-mails you get from these girls could have been written by a machine, or perhaps even a smart chimpanzee.

Cons
You're dealing here with a bunch of weasels

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Review: Scam Site

How stupid can guys be? Yes, of course it's a scam, and a brazen one. The hotties here will never, ever consent to meet you or give you an actual e-mail address or phone number. No matter what you write them, and no matter how often, all you'll get in return is vapid, single-sentence enticements unrelated to the message you sent them.

The scam works because guys are so bloody stupid. They actually want to believe that there are a bazillion gorgeous women out there who are eager to screw your brains out. Look at their pictures. Do they look like the kind of women who would be desperate to get laid? Another thing is that their ideal match could be an Albanian dwarf, since all of them have checked "Does Not Matter" in every descriptive category.

If investigative journalism still existed, some newspaper could write a great expose of these sleazy operators. Hmmmm. Maybe I'll pitch the story to 'Wired' myself...

In the meantime, guys, if you set yourself up as a hot babe on this site, you'll see how lucrative the business is. You'll receive from 200-500 messages every day, all from guys whose brains are in their dicks.

Review: Scam Site

Notice the time stamps on the messages you get from girls supposedly living in your area. You'll see that the messages are sent at all hours of the day, many in the dead of night. What this implies is that xPress.com girls from all time zones have been employed to engage your attention, in part by pretending they live nearby.